66 promises
Reasons why I will never drink again*.
- Required Happy Pill frowns upon Happy Drinks.
- Dancing like delusional twat in middle of
dance floorempty room. - When squating for necessary wee (because, tch, it’s a public restroom) and suddenly tilting slightly forward (because, tch, I’m drunk), Happy Drinks abruptly decided how fun it’d be to obey gravity.
- On skirt.
- In toilet bowl.
- Care in Not Touching Anything For The Love Of God Oh Please goes, quite literally, down the drains. *cries & shudders*
- Feeling bad for making mess in restroom and delaying closing time, cleaned up after self and apologised profusely like nobby pest.
- After congratulating self for successfully stumbling to bed without puking through nose, neglected to wash makeup off face and woke up with left eye looking like this.
- Having Asian blood.
* Or at least in a very, very long while. Duh.
4 comments:
I promise you you will drink again.
I have said SO many times "I will never drink again!" and I always, always do.
And that left eye? HOT ;)
Ooof, that sounds like enough to put anyone off drinking...at least until the next time, anyway.
What do you drink? I want some. No matter what, or how much I've drunk in the past, I can't get myself to "throw a few shapes" on the floor, although inside, there's a raving hoofer screaming to get out.
maybe you should resort to other means of intoxication ^_^
maybe you WILL resort to other means of intoxication :D
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