human fly
My diet now consists of coffee, Doritos, and chicken nuggets.
"Meat"? Check.
"Wheat"? Check.
Caffeine? Double check.
Am true picture of health, I am!
Someone give me a medal! (I also accept beer.)
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
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Chicken nuggets.
You know, I think I might take them up as a hobby. I don't get enough eyelids and foreskins in my diet.
(or at least that is what I tell people)
Why, that's exactly what i told myself! Eyelids, foreskin and those flappy goitre underneath their chin.
Mmm... Goitre skin....
(p.s. do chicken have chins?)
Holy jesus, I didn't mean to add that stray "w" there. xx
Aargh! Dude, something's up with the comments, and I keep trying to rectify with multiple comments that aren't publishing. I'll stop now if this one doesn't work - basically, the "w" refers to a comment I wrote earlier, but disappeared. I'll be off now...
Love the crumbs!
The crumbs are the bee's knees! Or in this case the chickens' knees. Which would be appropriately tasty.
Suddenly, i don't feel too well in my tummy...
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