Wednesday, March 14, 2007

human fly

My diet now consists of coffee, Doritos, and chicken nuggets.



"Meat"? Check.
"Wheat"? Check.
Caffeine? Double check.

Am true picture of health, I am!
Someone give me a medal! (I also accept beer.)







5 comments:

Chris said...

Chicken nuggets.

You know, I think I might take them up as a hobby. I don't get enough eyelids and foreskins in my diet.

(or at least that is what I tell people)

vapidly vibrant said...

Why, that's exactly what i told myself! Eyelids, foreskin and those flappy goitre underneath their chin.

Mmm... Goitre skin....

(p.s. do chicken have chins?)

momo said...

Holy jesus, I didn't mean to add that stray "w" there. xx

momo said...

Aargh! Dude, something's up with the comments, and I keep trying to rectify with multiple comments that aren't publishing. I'll stop now if this one doesn't work - basically, the "w" refers to a comment I wrote earlier, but disappeared. I'll be off now...

Love the crumbs!

vapidly vibrant said...

The crumbs are the bee's knees! Or in this case the chickens' knees. Which would be appropriately tasty.

Suddenly, i don't feel too well in my tummy...