21st century schizoid man

Note to self: Am a conceited bitch when high. Must therefore not be in proximal distance to A as A's lovely head be ripped off. Also, must have Boyfriend or equivalent as Mr. ASs will again be boastfully & unexpectedly longed for.

*cringes*
*claws eyes out*
*falls down*
*hides in dark corner*



[n.b. Mr. ASs was previously known as Mr. S, but such as these things work, one remarkably notices 'connections' when one is...erillegallyintoxicated. Ahem...also, in all fairness, name is more testament of author's character than that of its owner. But not that much more.]